Feel the Burn

Ya think constantly repeating these same phrases over and over again burns calories?:

"Leave your sister alone."
"He's only two, Z."
"Stop it! Both of you! I said stop!"
"Get off of her!"
"Do NOT pull his hair!"
"Imma send you both to your rooms without dinner, do you understand me?"

Because, if so, then today alone I managed to burn off everything I've eaten for the past, oh, month. And I guess that helps a little bit with the fact that once I see those phrases in writing I'm now convinced I have TURNED INTO MY MOTHER! God help me.

I love my stepdaughter and I love spending time with her. But having her here is totally exhausting (and also gives me a window on what I have to 'look forward' to when KyKy is Jaybird's age. Joy). I never knew that a two year old and an eight year old would actually fight and argue. Sheesh!

In other news . . .

Celebrities should not be allowed to give birth. Wanna know why? 'Cause of THIS:

Just when I start feeling better and better about my own post-baby bod I have to see that heffer on the cover of everything with her "curves" and completely and totally banging bod. Even more disgusting? She gave birth two months after I did. With TWO babies. AND she also had a c-section.

I think I hate her. Can you hate someone and be willing to do them all at the same time?

And while I'm stuck on Perez, just another reason I hate Eva Longoria-I-Can't-Believe-You-Married-Her-Tony-Parker: http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-13-eva-langoria-isnt-pregnant-shes-just-fat-but-not-really-fat-because-shes-still-a-size-0 Apparently, a size zero is now fat. Hey Eva! Shove another doughtnut down your pie hole! Ugh.

Daily Menu for Tuesday:*

Breakfast:
Cinnamon Pancakes
Total Points: 4

Lunch:
Cup of veggie soup
Sandwhich
Fun-size Raisinettes
Total Points: 6

Snack:
Teddy Grams
Frozen Cool Whip
Total Points: 3

Dinner
Chili
Chips
Total Points: 5

Snack:
Rice Cake
Total Points: 1

Daily Total: 19

** Though I doubt I'll weigh in at -2 pounds this week given everything I indulged in over the weekend (not to mention all the exercising I did not do), I am so looking forward to not doing a daily menu anymore. I will probably still keep track of my calories over on Sparkpeople or The Daily Plate, but counting points will be a thing of the past. Woo Hoo!