Losing Big

Ohhhhh, Biggest Loser, you can suck my big toe!

Part of me likes that they're splitting up the teams (for the most part) right here in the beginning. But, how cruel can you be? You tell these people right before they weigh in that they'll be sending half their team home if they land below the yellow line. These people are up there losing more fat from their bodies than my kid weighs and they can't be excited about it because they know they're going to be sent home. That just blows.

Eh.

At least the whiney chick from the green team is gone. And Diva #1 from the silver team is out. Let's hope Diva #2 is sent packing next week so we don't have to see either of them again. I was really liking the yellow team and I believe it was the purple team (???). Oh, and hello white team! You rock! 63 years old and they held their own up until the very last minute. Oh, oh, oh -- and Green Team Tara. I love her. I want her to stick around eventhough her teammate made me wanna hurl something at her.

I just wish NBC would cut out the dramatics and let people, you know, lose weight. It just seems especially cruel that this is literally the "biggest season ever" and BAM! First week, nearly half the contestants go home. Me no likey.

There's another show on Lifetime called Diet Tribe. It came on last night and I DVR'd it as I was not going to miss the Fiesta Bowl. I've only been able to watch half of it, but it seems like it's gonna be good. And, HOLY SHIT, Jessie Pavelka (the trainer) is hotter than Bob and Jillian put together. *Fans self*